u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
why don’t i have followers that are obsessed with me this is bullshit
you order a pizza and your icon is the one who delivers it
Let’s get “Dean and Castiel” to #1 on this list!
i’m sorry if i smothered you; a walt/jesse fanmixi. smother - daughter // ii. nightcall - london grammar // iii. undertow - warpaint // iv. kettering - the antlers // v. shift - grizzly bear // vi. goodnight, travel well - the killers // vii. lover is childlike - low anthem // viii. about today -the national // ix. the suburbs continued (extended instrumental) - arcade fire
when people complain that toothless doesn’t act like a dragon like i’m sorry????? do you OWN a dragon????? have you ever MET a dragon???? are you a dragonologist with a doctorate in dragonology????
Im a dragonologist with a doctorate in dragonology and i can confirm that dragons act like whatever the fuck they want because they are dragons
as a dragon i can also confirm
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
GEEZ I pity the comedians trying to parody the Republican party, because HOW DO YOU TOP WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO.
things to say during sex part 593:
- ah the scalene triangle
- do you bite your thumb at me sir
- can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
- the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home
He probably meant 10 minutes….
Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?